Post by abotkin on Dec 6, 2008 23:28:51 GMT -6
As another day of intense battles went by, the Gundam phallateers were clearly improving their abilities. Although the occasional embarassment of a fight would occur, most demonstrated the awesome skill of the pilots. Even the locals were starting to get into it, despite the wanton destruction and massive loss of life resulting from poorly aimed laser fire, they now longer felt it necessary to assault the pilots with produce.
Some of the pilots even managed to get swarms of fans, like Dac Vin. Throughout the region not a single post-pubescent boys room was complete without a poster of her carefully stashed away. Unfortunately, her fans could not save her from a whalloping at the hands of Micro, the crying still hasn't let up.
In other news, sportzboyjtw, Maximus, and DarkPrimus were all defeated in combat, meaning that it was time to select the next days competitors. Unfortunately, there just weren't enough clear favorites, so there would be plenty of action... and death.
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
Or at least, there would've been tons of action the next day, but when all the Phallateers came out to stretch and practice... nobody could find OtakuD00D or Warban. Perhaps the were assassinated.
The Dead:
Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinate
Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated
Some of the pilots even managed to get swarms of fans, like Dac Vin. Throughout the region not a single post-pubescent boys room was complete without a poster of her carefully stashed away. Unfortunately, her fans could not save her from a whalloping at the hands of Micro, the crying still hasn't let up.
In other news, sportzboyjtw, Maximus, and DarkPrimus were all defeated in combat, meaning that it was time to select the next days competitors. Unfortunately, there just weren't enough clear favorites, so there would be plenty of action... and death.
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
Or at least, there would've been tons of action the next day, but when all the Phallateers came out to stretch and practice... nobody could find OtakuD00D or Warban. Perhaps the were assassinated.
The Dead:
Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinate
Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated