Post by xob on Dec 5, 2008 23:01:00 GMT -6
The battle for control of Earth had finally begun and the sounds of combat filled the air. The incessant pew pews and violent crunching of metal would surely drive a normal person insane, but everyone knew Gundam pilots aren't normal people. Much to the dismay of the locals, the colossal robots wreaked havoc wherever they could find each other, and some of the residents decided to get revenge however they could.
Most of this anger was taken out on Thetheroo, a notably unliked pilot, who found himself nearly blinded by the torrential downpour of rotten fruits onto his sensors. It wasn't enough that he had to do battle, now these d**n farmers were going to pelt him with tomatoes and call him nasty names. The names hurt more than the lasers and the beam swords, which is quite painful. As he struggled to recover from a particularly blow, he vowed revenge against the people of Earth and the other Gundam Phallateers, but TheLawinator mercilessly lopped off his head, and the resulting explosion left him unable to vow anymore.
Luckily for the other Gundam pilots, the crowds were to distracted mocking Thetheroo to really pay much attention to the rest of the battles. However, at the end of the day, OrangeSoda, MagicMan, and Darian were all left as little more than rubble.
It was time to announce the next battles, and all the fighters gathered round.
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban
Maximus vs OtakuD00D
Dac Vin vs Micro
TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
To celebrate another day without having to fight Kime was planning a party and was going to have a few of his Gundam bro's chill out. They were all having a great time hanging out until one of them asked "Dude, what's different about your Gundam? It looks weird."
It was true, it did certainly look weird, and none of them could manage to place their finger on exactly was different about it. After asking around to anyone passed by and getting lots of strange looks, a nice man named Wong Yunfat finally told them what was wrong. "Well, you see, what you have here is a Gundam that's missing it's head, unfortunately that means I'll have to disqualify you from the tournament."
"Most uncool of you sir" Kime replied, defeatedly shrugging his shoulders.
It that wasn't the only party that got ruined, not to far away the Chibodee Girls were planning a party because.... well.... because it's Friday I guess. "Hey WilDPanthA05, can you help me do my hair? C'mon wake up sleepyhead.... c'mon, I need to get ready..... OMYGOD GIRLS, COME QUICK, SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD!!!!!" Although her observational powers weren't quite as sharp as they should be, she was definitely right about her friend being dead... it seems some sneaky assassin had done it.
The Dead:
Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged
Most of this anger was taken out on Thetheroo, a notably unliked pilot, who found himself nearly blinded by the torrential downpour of rotten fruits onto his sensors. It wasn't enough that he had to do battle, now these d**n farmers were going to pelt him with tomatoes and call him nasty names. The names hurt more than the lasers and the beam swords, which is quite painful. As he struggled to recover from a particularly blow, he vowed revenge against the people of Earth and the other Gundam Phallateers, but TheLawinator mercilessly lopped off his head, and the resulting explosion left him unable to vow anymore.
Luckily for the other Gundam pilots, the crowds were to distracted mocking Thetheroo to really pay much attention to the rest of the battles. However, at the end of the day, OrangeSoda, MagicMan, and Darian were all left as little more than rubble.
It was time to announce the next battles, and all the fighters gathered round.
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban
Maximus vs OtakuD00D
Dac Vin vs Micro
TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
To celebrate another day without having to fight Kime was planning a party and was going to have a few of his Gundam bro's chill out. They were all having a great time hanging out until one of them asked "Dude, what's different about your Gundam? It looks weird."
It was true, it did certainly look weird, and none of them could manage to place their finger on exactly was different about it. After asking around to anyone passed by and getting lots of strange looks, a nice man named Wong Yunfat finally told them what was wrong. "Well, you see, what you have here is a Gundam that's missing it's head, unfortunately that means I'll have to disqualify you from the tournament."
"Most uncool of you sir" Kime replied, defeatedly shrugging his shoulders.
It that wasn't the only party that got ruined, not to far away the Chibodee Girls were planning a party because.... well.... because it's Friday I guess. "Hey WilDPanthA05, can you help me do my hair? C'mon wake up sleepyhead.... c'mon, I need to get ready..... OMYGOD GIRLS, COME QUICK, SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD!!!!!" Although her observational powers weren't quite as sharp as they should be, she was definitely right about her friend being dead... it seems some sneaky assassin had done it.
The Dead:
Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged